You don’t have to be Irish, but it doesn’t hurt.
Few things beat the pairing of fond reunions with dear friends and world-class Irish whiskey.
Smooth, I am, with a hint of sweetness, packed with good humor and revelry. Gather ‘round!
Quick-witted, irreverent and 100% Irish since 1779. Why stop now? Join us for a nip, won’t you?
I say there, sir, is that a bottle of Paddy’s in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
It is nearing the time when we all must escape these bloody work details and head for the pub.
They say a neglected shot evaporates before you know it, like the Angel’s Share. Don’t let it.
Gather ‘round, friends! Time for a wee dram of smooth Irish bliss. Perhaps a pretzel, too.
It appears that once again I’ve won the race to the pub. I will attempt to save you some whiskey.
Paddy’s spent years waiting in the wood for this moment. We’ll wait a few minutes for you…
Neat, on the rocks or with your favorite mixer, gather ‘round for a nip of the good stuff!
Did you forget what day it is? We’re in walking distance from your place. #Paddyhour is upon us.
We’re drinking smooth Irish whiskey with friends. Your presence is requested enthusiastically.
There are only so many hours in a day. Ambition is admirable, but now is the time for a whiskey.
Let’s have a toast, shall we? Oh, wait. Your absence has become apparent. Please correct this.
Distinctively rich and golden but relaxed, mellow and approachable, this whiskey was always meant to be shared.
Legendary, natural, timeless and true. Thinking of you. And whiskey. Mostly whiskey, actually.
The ambassadors of good times are requesting your presence! Also, we have whiskey.
Life’s too short to miss out on a lovely toast with your pals! Or without them.
It’s the best time of the week. The time when we meet up at the tavern for laughs and a wee dram.
I spread good whiskey (and good cheer) wide, far and near, for 50 years! What have you done?
The spirit of Paddy is the spirit of wisdom, maturity and good humor. Aye, and good whiskey.
If you’d matured for years in an oaken cask, I bet you wouldn’t look this good.
Beautiful examples of Irish culture are boundless. I am particularly fond of the whiskey, myself.
Hello? Are you there, buddy? Please consider joining us for some general banter and good times!
Paddy’s is light, balanced and pure, not much like yourself, but here’s to you! And good whiskey.
Smooth, mellow, golden and distinctive, like the perfect sunset, or Thor’s hair. Cheers!
This party is just getting its legs. Paddy’s helps. Will you make it? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.
It’s Tuesday. Break convention. Gather ‘round for a wee dram, and laugh at your friends.
A single Paddy’s is a lonely Paddy’s. Buy a shot for a friend as well.
Get yourself to the bar without using a car. We’ll imbibe Paddy’s spirits, inherit its merits, and have a wee talk. It’s not far.
Cheers! We all wish you were here for a laugh and a round or two. Or three…
Here we are, all your friends, gathered ‘round this table, makin’ bets on your whereabouts. Join us!
If you were here (my dear) and not there (unfair) this next round would be on me, and thus free.
Just hanging at the pub here, pouring Paddy’s shots for invisible pals. Where the devil are you?
He’s a barrel o’ laughs, that Paddy. His spirit lives on. Squint and you might catch him winking.
There are times for quiet reflecting, solitude and existential pondering. This is not one of those.
A proud tradition nearly as old as America herself: Gathering ‘round for Paddy’s Irish Whiskey.
A glass of good Irish whiskey sort of sells itself, wouldn’t you agree? I think I’ll have another.
Set aside your devices, and join your buddies at the pub for genuine Irish whiskey and revelry!
Paddy’s lingers pleasantly, well after it’s gone, much like the man himself.