Paddyism #45
You don’t have to be Irish, but it doesn’t hurt.
Smooth, I am, with a hint of sweetness, packed with good humor and revelry. Gather ‘round!
Set aside your devices, and join your buddies at the pub for genuine Irish whiskey and revelry!
It’s Tuesday. Break convention. Gather ‘round for a wee dram, and laugh at your friends.
They say a neglected shot evaporates before you know it, like the Angel’s Share. Don’t let it.
The spirit of Paddy is the spirit of wisdom, maturity and good humor. Aye, and good whiskey.
Gather ‘round, friends! Time for a wee dram of smooth Irish bliss. Perhaps a pretzel, too.
Paddy’s lingers pleasantly, well after it’s gone, much like the man himself.
Life’s too short to miss out on a lovely toast with your pals! Or without them.
Quick-witted, irreverent and 100% Irish since 1779. Why stop now? Join us for a nip, won’t you?
I say there, sir, is that a bottle of Paddy’s in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Let’s have a toast, shall we? Oh, wait. Your absence has become apparent. Please correct this.
A proud tradition nearly as old as America herself: Gathering ‘round for Paddy’s Irish Whiskey.
It is nearing the time when we all must escape these bloody work details and head for the pub.
Don’t tell me your favorite show is on. I know you don’t have a date. Paddy wouldn’t be late!
Paddy’s spent years waiting in the wood for this moment. We’ll wait a few minutes for you…
If you were here (my dear) and not there (unfair) this next round would be on me, and thus free.
I spread good whiskey (and good cheer) wide, far and near, for 50 years! What have you done?
A glass of good Irish whiskey sort of sells itself, wouldn’t you agree? I think I’ll have another.
Smooth, mellow, golden and distinctive, like the perfect sunset, or Thor’s hair. Cheers!
It appears that once again I’ve won the race to the pub. I will attempt to save you some whiskey.
Legendary, natural, timeless and true. Thinking of you. And whiskey. Mostly whiskey, actually.
Hello? Are you there, buddy? Please consider joining us for some general banter and good times!
Here we are, all your friends, gathered ‘round this table, makin’ bets on your whereabouts. Join us!
Distinctively rich and golden but relaxed, mellow and approachable, this whiskey was always meant to be shared.
Few things beat the pairing of fond reunions with dear friends and world-class Irish whiskey.
Get yourself to the bar without using a car. We’ll imbibe Paddy’s spirits, inherit its merits, and have a wee talk. It’s not far.
There are only so many hours in a day. Ambition is admirable, but now is the time for a whiskey.
Beautiful examples of Irish culture are boundless. I am particularly fond of the whiskey, myself.
It’s the best time of the week. The time when we meet up at the tavern for laughs and a wee dram.
Did you forget what day it is? We’re in walking distance from your place. #Paddyhour is upon us.
The ambassadors of good times are requesting your presence! Also, we have whiskey.
We’re drinking smooth Irish whiskey with friends. Your presence is requested enthusiastically.
Neat, on the rocks or with your favorite mixer, gather ‘round for a nip of the good stuff!
He’s a barrel o’ laughs, that Paddy. His spirit lives on. Squint and you might catch him winking.
If you’d matured for years in an oaken cask, I bet you wouldn’t look this good.
Just hanging at the pub here, pouring Paddy’s shots for invisible pals. Where the devil are you?
There are times for quiet reflecting, solitude and existential pondering. This is not one of those.
Cheers! We all wish you were here for a laugh and a round or two. Or three…
A single Paddy’s is a lonely Paddy’s. Buy a shot for a friend as well.
Paddy’s is light, balanced and pure, not much like yourself, but here’s to you! And good whiskey.
This party is just getting its legs. Paddy’s helps. Will you make it? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.
