Gather ‘Round for the first call.
It is nearing the time when we all must escape these bloody work details and head for the pub.
Neat, on the rocks or with your favorite mixer, gather ‘round for a nip of the good stuff!
It’s the best time of the week. The time when we meet up at the tavern for laughs and a wee dram.
Beautiful examples of Irish culture are boundless. I am particularly fond of the whiskey, myself.
Distinctively rich and golden but relaxed, mellow and approachable, this whiskey was always meant to be shared.
Paddy’s is light, balanced and pure, not much like yourself, but here’s to you! And good whiskey.
Few things beat the pairing of fond reunions with dear friends and world-class Irish whiskey.
The spirit of Paddy is the spirit of wisdom, maturity and good humor. Aye, and good whiskey.
They say a neglected shot evaporates before you know it, like the Angel’s Share. Don’t let it.
Life’s too short to miss out on a lovely toast with your pals! Or without them.
He’s a barrel o’ laughs, that Paddy. His spirit lives on. Squint and you might catch him winking.
It’s Tuesday. Break convention. Gather ‘round for a wee dram, and laugh at your friends.
Just hanging at the pub here, pouring Paddy’s shots for invisible pals. Where the devil are you?
I spread good whiskey (and good cheer) wide, far and near, for 50 years! What have you done?
Smooth, I am, with a hint of sweetness, packed with good humor and revelry. Gather ‘round!
There are times for quiet reflecting, solitude and existential pondering. This is not one of those.
The ambassadors of good times are requesting your presence! Also, we have whiskey.
Get yourself to the bar without using a car. We’ll imbibe Paddy’s spirits, inherit its merits, and have a wee talk. It’s not far.
A single Paddy’s is a lonely Paddy’s. Buy a shot for a friend as well.
This party is just getting its legs. Paddy’s helps. Will you make it? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.
We’re drinking smooth Irish whiskey with friends. Your presence is requested enthusiastically.
If you were here (my dear) and not there (unfair) this next round would be on me, and thus free.
Let’s have a toast, shall we? Oh, wait. Your absence has become apparent. Please correct this.
A proud tradition nearly as old as America herself: Gathering ‘round for Paddy’s Irish Whiskey.
A glass of good Irish whiskey sort of sells itself, wouldn’t you agree? I think I’ll have another.
Legendary, natural, timeless and true. Thinking of you. And whiskey. Mostly whiskey, actually.
Hello? Are you there, buddy? Please consider joining us for some general banter and good times!
I say there, sir, is that a bottle of Paddy’s in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Here we are, all your friends, gathered ‘round this table, makin’ bets on your whereabouts. Join us!
Cheers! We all wish you were here for a laugh and a round or two. Or three…
There are only so many hours in a day. Ambition is admirable, but now is the time for a whiskey.
Paddy’s lingers pleasantly, well after it’s gone, much like the man himself.
Quick-witted, irreverent and 100% Irish since 1779. Why stop now? Join us for a nip, won’t you?
Smooth, mellow, golden and distinctive, like the perfect sunset, or Thor’s hair. Cheers!
Don’t tell me your favorite show is on. I know you don’t have a date. Paddy wouldn’t be late!
Gather ‘round, friends! Time for a wee dram of smooth Irish bliss. Perhaps a pretzel, too.
Set aside your devices, and join your buddies at the pub for genuine Irish whiskey and revelry!
Paddy’s spent years waiting in the wood for this moment. We’ll wait a few minutes for you…
It appears that once again I’ve won the race to the pub. I will attempt to save you some whiskey.
Did you forget what day it is? We’re in walking distance from your place. #Paddyhour is upon us.