Paddyism #52
To shenanigans!
It is nearing the time when we all must escape these bloody work details and head for the pub.
I spread good whiskey (and good cheer) wide, far and near, for 50 years! What have you done?
A glass of good Irish whiskey sort of sells itself, wouldn’t you agree? I think I’ll have another.
It’s the best time of the week. The time when we meet up at the tavern for laughs and a wee dram.
Smooth, mellow, golden and distinctive, like the perfect sunset, or Thor’s hair. Cheers!
Few things beat the pairing of fond reunions with dear friends and world-class Irish whiskey.
A single Paddy’s is a lonely Paddy’s. Buy a shot for a friend as well.
It appears that once again I’ve won the race to the pub. I will attempt to save you some whiskey.
They say a neglected shot evaporates before you know it, like the Angel’s Share. Don’t let it.
Here we are, all your friends, gathered ‘round this table, makin’ bets on your whereabouts. Join us!
Smooth, I am, with a hint of sweetness, packed with good humor and revelry. Gather ‘round!
Don’t tell me your favorite show is on. I know you don’t have a date. Paddy wouldn’t be late!
Paddy’s lingers pleasantly, well after it’s gone, much like the man himself.
There are only so many hours in a day. Ambition is admirable, but now is the time for a whiskey.
Set aside your devices, and join your buddies at the pub for genuine Irish whiskey and revelry!
Did you forget what day it is? We’re in walking distance from your place. #Paddyhour is upon us.
It’s Tuesday. Break convention. Gather ‘round for a wee dram, and laugh at your friends.
Legendary, natural, timeless and true. Thinking of you. And whiskey. Mostly whiskey, actually.
Get yourself to the bar without using a car. We’ll imbibe Paddy’s spirits, inherit its merits, and have a wee talk. It’s not far.
He’s a barrel o’ laughs, that Paddy. His spirit lives on. Squint and you might catch him winking.
Cheers! We all wish you were here for a laugh and a round or two. Or three…
Neat, on the rocks or with your favorite mixer, gather ‘round for a nip of the good stuff!
Let’s have a toast, shall we? Oh, wait. Your absence has become apparent. Please correct this.
Gather ‘round, friends! Time for a wee dram of smooth Irish bliss. Perhaps a pretzel, too.
A proud tradition nearly as old as America herself: Gathering ‘round for Paddy’s Irish Whiskey.
The ambassadors of good times are requesting your presence! Also, we have whiskey.
Paddy’s is light, balanced and pure, not much like yourself, but here’s to you! And good whiskey.
This party is just getting its legs. Paddy’s helps. Will you make it? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.
Beautiful examples of Irish culture are boundless. I am particularly fond of the whiskey, myself.
Distinctively rich and golden but relaxed, mellow and approachable, this whiskey was always meant to be shared.
Hello? Are you there, buddy? Please consider joining us for some general banter and good times!
Life’s too short to miss out on a lovely toast with your pals! Or without them.
We’re drinking smooth Irish whiskey with friends. Your presence is requested enthusiastically.
Just hanging at the pub here, pouring Paddy’s shots for invisible pals. Where the devil are you?
Paddy’s spent years waiting in the wood for this moment. We’ll wait a few minutes for you…
Quick-witted, irreverent and 100% Irish since 1779. Why stop now? Join us for a nip, won’t you?
There are times for quiet reflecting, solitude and existential pondering. This is not one of those.
If you were here (my dear) and not there (unfair) this next round would be on me, and thus free.
The spirit of Paddy is the spirit of wisdom, maturity and good humor. Aye, and good whiskey.
I say there, sir, is that a bottle of Paddy’s in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
If you’d matured for years in an oaken cask, I bet you wouldn’t look this good.
