I spread good whiskey (and good cheer) wide, far and near, for 50 years! What have you done?
Gather ‘round, friends! Time for a wee dram of smooth Irish bliss. Perhaps a pretzel, too.
Smooth, I am, with a hint of sweetness, packed with good humor and revelry. Gather ‘round!
The spirit of Paddy is the spirit of wisdom, maturity and good humor. Aye, and good whiskey.
It is nearing the time when we all must escape these bloody work details and head for the pub.
Paddy’s is light, balanced and pure, not much like yourself, but here’s to you! And good whiskey.
Here we are, all your friends, gathered ‘round this table, makin’ bets on your whereabouts. Join us!
It’s the best time of the week. The time when we meet up at the tavern for laughs and a wee dram.
If you were here (my dear) and not there (unfair) this next round would be on me, and thus free.
We’re drinking smooth Irish whiskey with friends. Your presence is requested enthusiastically.
They say a neglected shot evaporates before you know it, like the Angel’s Share. Don’t let it.
Few things beat the pairing of fond reunions with dear friends and world-class Irish whiskey.
If you’d matured for years in an oaken cask, I bet you wouldn’t look this good.
I say there, sir, is that a bottle of Paddy’s in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
A single Paddy’s is a lonely Paddy’s. Buy a shot for a friend as well.
Neat, on the rocks or with your favorite mixer, gather ‘round for a nip of the good stuff!
Get yourself to the bar without using a car. We’ll imbibe Paddy’s spirits, inherit its merits, and have a wee talk. It’s not far.
Paddy’s spent years waiting in the wood for this moment. We’ll wait a few minutes for you…
Did you forget what day it is? We’re in walking distance from your place. #Paddyhour is upon us.
Smooth, mellow, golden and distinctive, like the perfect sunset, or Thor’s hair. Cheers!
This party is just getting its legs. Paddy’s helps. Will you make it? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.
The ambassadors of good times are requesting your presence! Also, we have whiskey.
Hello? Are you there, buddy? Please consider joining us for some general banter and good times!
Quick-witted, irreverent and 100% Irish since 1779. Why stop now? Join us for a nip, won’t you?
It’s Tuesday. Break convention. Gather ‘round for a wee dram, and laugh at your friends.
Don’t tell me your favorite show is on. I know you don’t have a date. Paddy wouldn’t be late!
Paddy’s lingers pleasantly, well after it’s gone, much like the man himself.
A glass of good Irish whiskey sort of sells itself, wouldn’t you agree? I think I’ll have another.
Just hanging at the pub here, pouring Paddy’s shots for invisible pals. Where the devil are you?
Cheers! We all wish you were here for a laugh and a round or two. Or three…
Legendary, natural, timeless and true. Thinking of you. And whiskey. Mostly whiskey, actually.
Beautiful examples of Irish culture are boundless. I am particularly fond of the whiskey, myself.
Life’s too short to miss out on a lovely toast with your pals! Or without them.
There are times for quiet reflecting, solitude and existential pondering. This is not one of those.
There are only so many hours in a day. Ambition is admirable, but now is the time for a whiskey.
He’s a barrel o’ laughs, that Paddy. His spirit lives on. Squint and you might catch him winking.
Set aside your devices, and join your buddies at the pub for genuine Irish whiskey and revelry!
It appears that once again I’ve won the race to the pub. I will attempt to save you some whiskey.
A proud tradition nearly as old as America herself: Gathering ‘round for Paddy’s Irish Whiskey.
Let’s have a toast, shall we? Oh, wait. Your absence has become apparent. Please correct this.